1. licking a lemon will get you high
2. pen ink works as a good stain remover for leather
3. armpit deodorant is a healthy snack
4. lighter fluid can be used to repair a run in your pantyhose
5. candle wax can be used in place of a condom (93% effective!)
6. human urine is a strong rust remover (use it on your car!), and to shine silver (leave silver in overnight)
7. mixing chalk and baking soda together creates an extraordinary tooth bleacher (white in just 7 days!)
8. 83% of liars never lie
9. horses rarely come out of their caves
10. Dr. Argonstein of Iran is a homosexual
11. doctors, parents, close relatives and friends all thought that in Tom Cruises first years, he was a Tammy Cruise
12. Rosie Odonnel only announced on her show that she is a lesbian because she didnt want to admit that she is an underdeveloped straight man
13. unicorns really exist. Studies done in the University of Manitoba show actual factual unicorn hoof prints imprinted on tree trunks.
14. Charlie Chaplin entered a Charlie Chaplin look-a-like contest and got 3rd place
15. it is a proven fact that Iranians consider holes in the ground a toilet, although, they dont mind if they dont even get it in the hole
16. there is an invisible planet. Hackers that have broken into the Area 51 database have pictures of the invisible Horgon.
17. 72% of computers come with first aid instructions under accessories
18. the name corn on the cob derives from the ancient ceremonial act where natives collect cob webs and wrapped it around the corn, fending off evil spirits
19. nail polish remover is good for removing fleas from your cat
20. studies proved that 68.1% of all women named Lauren suffer from tooth decay. (To All Laurens Reading This: consider yourself lucky if this isnt you)
21. the sun actually rotates around the earth.
22. it is estimated that by the year 2075, the planet will establish intimate relationships with their robot slaves
23. water fuels fire and fire reduces greenhouse gases
24. 72 Philip’s agree that by 2012 we will be using a 10 bladed razor
25. rubbing shit on ur face will cure the common cold
26. cyber sex over the internet causes contageous computer virus’ to defeat the computer’s immunal hard drive’s defenses
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